finally........i really a woman(rezz)

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5.30....my phone alamrm ringing........tit...tit...tit...tit...tit..titit....titit....
jam biologis tubuh saya sebenarnya 30 minutes earlier dah bangun...tapi berhubung masih dalam "pewe""
so 5 menit masih bisa lah guling-gulungan dikit, muter-muter dikit,iler-iler dikit ditempat tidur.....
then suddengly.....05.31......brettttttttttttttttttttt
auch....my stomach really hurt...
mungkin selama seminggu ujan, trus jalan naik motor n masuk angin kali yah...(kalo kemasukan itu sih enak)
brett........brettttt....bretttt.....(ups....sorry,biarpun model harus tetep buang angin kan.....!!!!!)
pretttttttt.....udah gak tahan lagi...
langsung bangun, then zappp dalam hitungan seper sekian detik (ada kali pake light speet, kalo diukur ukur)
langsung aja duduk ke my beloved "toilet bowl"....breetttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.....
kagak pake aba2 langsung aja nongkrong....
1 menit, passed.......
5 menit, passed.......
15 menit, passed......
sambil baca koran
20 menit passed......( kita kan model, so take a poo nya juga mesti lama dong...)
then on the 23rd minutes,i just shock..........................
omg, so many blood on my feces.......................
aku aja langsung kepikiran......my first menstruation........inikah yang dinamakan haid.......wkwkwkwkwkw
finally i feel like a real woman, meskipun dari dulu emang merasa-rasa....
whattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
aku haid..................................
what, aq pere'.........................................
what,...................1st menstruation day...................
setelah sekian lama................................
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kepikiran mo operasi kagak yah.......
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkw.......
5 menit.....
10 menit masih belum percaya.....
15 menit.....masih shocked

cong be...............
smalam lo makan apaan sih (dalam hati ku berkata)
i just remember.....last nite i ate mie kering (so yummy)
with so many chily pickels inside, cong be...............
pantasan aja lo pup nya pake bedarah darah................
usus gwa kan gag tahan makan pedas.....
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ampun dehhhhh
kirain aku dapat haid pertama...........