lucu banget liat kelakuan anak-anakku..................
reminds me waktu kuliah beberapa tahun silam...........

anak-anakku yang sekarang, percaya gak sih cyin........
ada 5 congbe...........ya olloh, tolong................
blum lagi yang discreet...................ada 2 orang..
tinggal di trening sehari doang ma miss irf............
pasti deh mereka semua gak discreet lagi...............
sudah all out........capung boooo kunci badan..........
takut.....kunci kuncinya pada lepas semua..............
like ry said.......capcus cyinnn.......................
skarang dah 2010......meghol dah di ijinkan............
suka ma laki juga dah bisa.............................

any style.............they have........................
mulai congbe harajuku.....yang any clothes he matches..
(btw he or she.........aku juga bingung...............)
gak peduli biarpun kulitnya kayak model dari zimbabwe..
asli hitam pekat........main tabrak aja kalo berpakaian
pake kaos ijo stabilo.............truh clananya model skinny
jeans warna merah menyala............
tinggal disaosin aja....
jadi deh pisang ijo plus sirop merahnya
asli.......brave one.......they wear....no matter people said...
aku salut ma mereka............

sampe congbe dengan gothic style..............................
like rihanna does.....lidah dipiercing.................
sampe aku bilangin sambil becanda" heh, makanya jangan terlalu banyak tempong.....
pejuhnya dah membatu tuhhhhh............atau biasa juga aku bilangin..............
kalo habis isabella kontraktor....kumur dong....tuh air kentinya masih ada........
sampai beku lagi........................wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk
style sih boleh aja gothic.....
tongue is pierced..............
tapi tetap jenggggg............
kalo ngomong, ngondekkkkkkkkkkk
kalo jalan.....................
weitssss......satu garis booooo
america's next top modelnya tyra banks aja kalah ma jalan catwalk mreka.....
btw dah season brapa emangnya....trakhir nonton yang season 13.......

ada juga yang congbe typical penyanyi dangdut...........
fave banget dengan rita sugiarto........................
asli rumpi banget.......................................
goyang dikit....nyanyi pacar dunia akhiratnya-rita sugiarto....
jalan dikit...nyanyi makan darahnya - rita sugiarto......
pokoknya rita sugiarto banget.......
jeng irf aja kalah kalo nyanyikan lagunya kuingin-rita sugiarto

pokoknya any style of congbe...................
mereka tuh bawaanya saling goda....
saling ganngu.....
saling ejek.......saling panggil congbe.....
pake bahasa congbe....bergosip......
gosipin laksa.................................
even i pretend do not understand them...
com' on honey..........................
i already knew that language since i was high school......
i used to have friend with cong be salon.............
but really funny dengar kalian crita pacar kalian masing-masing....

back to the 5 years ago.......
irf,mey,mon, chan..........
in,muh,..............
no,dy,sa.............
and some other discreet-discreet cong be.................
gwa sih waktu itu masih discreet juga, jangan salahh.....
menjaga nama baik booooooo...............................
kita kan terhormat.......................................
all akp** angel's.........
really all out............
ingat waktu jam istrahat siang.....
saling mencari untuk berkumpul.....
ngondek-ngondekan..................
jalan like a model ditenagh lapangan tengah
biarpun panas matahari tetap menyengat.....
they still walk............................
really as a model..........................

then suddenly..............................
mr. xx appeared............................
yelled to them.............................
"we, bencong...............................
awas ada pengrebekan......................
kawe - kawe.............................."
and some other yelled to make them embarashed....
but what happened..........................
emang yah jaman dulu itu, mereka brave heart banget..
diteriakin begitu bukan nya malu..........
tapi.....they posed.....they posed one by one.....
in the middle of the field......
under the sun strikes...........
gag peduli krayolan mreka luntur....
gag peduli kelly mereka luntur......
asli gwa salut....abis itu kitapun cekakak cekikik..
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masih mauko ganggu banci.....................

then one day................................
ingat bgt dengan kejadian di kampus.........
lagi ada acara making the biggest barongko..
trus before the launch ada acara seremonial gitu
some kind of operet.....tapi bukan sikanci yahhhh
operet biasa aja......
tapi lucu bgt coz irf........
kedapatan peran jadi ibu2 penjual kueh
yang bawa nampan......................
kata si irf sih, supaya lebih menjiwai
dia akan pake kebaya at that day......
kayaknya si irf bukannya ingin menjiwai
tapi mau aja pakai pere' doski kan hobi....
dia pake kebaya hitam....irf says it's belong to his grandmom
pake kebaya brokat itam
spatu lima centi....spatu pere'......
bawa nampan, full of kueh-kueh.......
wearing wig..........................
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mana ada penjual kueh stylenya kayak gitu..
pake kebaya hitam...kain brokat.........
buat kepesta mah iya......................
jualan kagak banget dehhhhh
sepatu motif emas.........lima senti......
kain batik panjang........................
rabut sepunggung diurai...................
plus hiasan bunga.........................
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lucu banget luatnya......................
ada-ada saja memang ulah banci satu itu...
one day, pernah juga ada acara ditempat kerjanya....
doski emang sih hobi bgt pake pakaian pere'.......
waktu itu acara gathering ditempat kerjanya.....
trus dia dapat acara buat hiburannya.............
like banci usually did...pastilah lipsing......
putar lagu...trus he follow the lips like the singer said....
begitu juga dengan gaya pakaian....pastilah dibuat semirip mungkin...
congbe satu itu rencananya mau lipsing yang arabic-arabic style gitu....
dress like shakira....shows his belly..........
tapi kenyataan berkata lain....................
pengennya sih dia mo jadi lady in arabic dress.....
gag taunya malahan jadi ibu-ibu haji yang baru pulang dari tanah suci
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