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banci gangguin brondong ku

ada banci gangguin brondongku...
sebel banget....................
di depan mata kepala ku lagi....

belum tau yah rasanya kalo gwa jambak....
bisa-bisa kulit kepalamu ikutah lepas banci...

belum tau yah rasanya kalo gwa cakar....
bisa-bisa kulitmu bedarah-darah banci....

belum tau yah rasanya kalo gwa tampar....
bisa-bisa lehermu keselo banci.....

belum tau yah rasanga kalo gwa kasih nilai "e"
bisa-bisa kamu gag lulus mata kuliahku...

how dare, you did that.....

don you dare doin' that thing again

a already mark mine dear

just like cat marks their territory, by take a pee on the tree

but i don't pee on him to marked that his mine

as u i know,cong be,

was.....
i always talk to him
i always chat to him
i goes to the movie with him
i goes to kfc with him

so don't mess with me

just take another brondong,cong be

or i'll scracth ur ugly scars skin
i'll pull your dry long hair
i'll tear your clothes
probably, i'll hit you

as u know dear.....

i have long nail....

and always being sharpened....

every day...........

guess where's mine

tebak - tebak berhadiah

which is mine..........

hadiahnya kalo bener laksa cucur .....mau gag

talking binan

whatt.....
i beg your pardon............!!!!!
what kind of talking is that......
halloo............................

i'm not speaking congbe language at office dear....so don't speak congbe language to me
apalagi di depan anak-anak........
sorry......
capek cyunnnn.........kunci badan.....then you suddenly
unlock all my key.......

excuse me.......you don't know me dear...
you don't know my personal life.....
you don't even know where i'm going after work
you also don't know all my friend whether is congbe,girls,boys,men,women,lesbong,etc

dear, i'm discreet at office....
dear, i'm also don't have much social life with office friends and also students

so don't you speak that language anymore at office
or i'll not talking to you

just used indonesian dear
english juga ok.....
so does japanese, korrean,.....

but not with that language.....

i don't speak that language
except :
1. i'm with my congbe congbe my beloved soulmate......
2. i'm having facial,creambath,menny,peddy, with congbe salon...(salon rita for face do + salon ocha for hair do)
3. i'm hang out with congbe-congbe temen kuliah kuw
4. i'm having conversation with jeng nun...jeng irf...

lonely....i'm so lonely

aduhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
sepi bgt....................
all my congbe - congbe fren.
pada ke jakarta.............
they havin' their annual leave
meet with their congbe jakarta fren
who used to live in mks, tapi demi karir he moves to jkt
our beloved sista endyta......

jeng nal....jeng nji....just enjoy your holiday then....
i'm not coming with you........causing the condition in my office very suck
just enjoy ur ngallang jakarta.....
main gih sono...
ke sinarbulan....
ke syurga.....(like fa said)
ke jj's.....(my lovely congbe fren herce said)

jalan ke lapangan banteng.....jualan cyunnnnn skalian nyari ongkos pulang..kali-kali aja lakunya mahal....kan bisa belikan oleh2 ikke disindang...

jalan ke taman lawang.....ingat asal jangan dandan yah cyunnnnnnn

ke lapangan monas......

ke ohlala...(kali aja ketemu fa, nitip salam yah)

ke mana lagi yahhhhhh......

pokoknya enjoy your holiday dahhhhhh

ok....
miss u so muach......
love you all

i'm not so art person

no way..............
ngajar seni kuliner, asli bukan gwa bgt
i'm not a man who interest with art....
apalagi fruit carving or etc...
makanya setiap ada pertandingan aku slalu pasangan dgn miss irf
i'm really good in cooking....yes..i'm master in cooking but i can't garnishing
so does with miss irf really capable for finishing food to well presented but not good in cooking
kita tuh saling menutupi, jadi kalo ada pertandingan-pertandingan kita tuh juranya
walopun atas nama ibu ibu pkk alias perempuan kurang kerjaan..

aku tuh kalo ngajarnya seneng yang hitung hitungan...
jadi real aja
gak mesti banyak mengarang dan mengkhayal....
kayak kmarin, my boss having annual leave to thai..
all of his clas is given to me
"menu engineering".......
yess i really like menu engineering
suka itung-itungan
apalagi kalo ngajar ke anak2
tinggal buatin soal...100 item of food..masukin dalam form
trus tambahan....semua soalnya dalam dollar
so mreka musti kunversi dulu ke rupiah kan....
asli enak bgt...
dikasih ngajar sehari pun aku siap
asal menu engineering...bukannya pelajaran yang banyak menghayal

tau knapa..aku tuh bukan orang yang penghayal
aku juga gak tau bgt tentang seni..
waktu kuliah aja dulu my culinary art dapat c
masa disuruh ngajar culinary art.

art of sex mah iya apalagi kalo kamasutra,kamasutri,gayasutra,gayasutri (emang ada yah cyunnn)
gwa juga jagonya :
1. both teory dan practical
2. both written and orally specially in orally i'm the best yess
apalagi di tempat aku ngajar 50 persen teori 50 persen praktek
kalo akyu sih maunya 100 persen aja prakteknya

eeennnnaaaakkkkk cyunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!

i really love the art of making love, apalagi kalo dah masuk session orally
dikit lagi dah siap-siap nungkring........
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk

mak nyusssss

ada cong be di kantor pajak

maret, saat nya ngumpulin spt tahunan
kata iklan sih orang bijak taat pajak
itung itung kita sbagai warga indonesia yang baik harus bayar pajak
secara semua fasilitas, sarana maupun prasana yang diberikan oleh pemerintah kita
kan di dapatkan dari pajak dan buntut buntutnya kembali ke kita juga
walaupun most of our taxes is being corrupted (tul gag sihh)
back to the taxes thing...
tadi tuhhhh mo nyetor spt tahunan di kantor pajak deket taman macan...
makkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, antri bgt......so many people...
syukurlah orang orang dah sadar tuk ber-pajak ria....
gpp lah antri lama....kbetulan juga ada "objek" good to see not one but 5......
jadi gag oring-boring amat
1. objek a : suit so stylish, tight trousers....tight shirts.....black sunglasses...manly abis jendolannya kentara cunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...mudah2an jendolannya asli bukan cuma sumpelan yang biasa jeng irf pake buat perform lipsing....nyumpelin tetti kadinya pake tissuuuuuu
2. objek b : polecong suits....kayaknya polecong di poltabes deh....lumajang masih muda juga...brewokan (suka bgt cyunnnnnn)also wearing sunglasses....polecong hair cut.....bekas-bekas shave.......hmmmmmm so yummy
3. objek c : polecong suits (kayaknya temen nya objek a, atau kali kali aja bf objek a,wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkw kali aja cyunnnnn, hari gini dah banyak lho polecong yang sakittttt) kayak2 manado...putih bersih......lil' muscular..........so yummy also.........
4. objek d : kokoh - kokoh in fred perry t shirt.....facenya lumayan sihhhh campuran won bin ma bon bin......kayaknya pengusaha dehhhhh.....also muscle guy........enak aja liat muka nya...ternyata dia bareng dengan aci - aci nya....yu dada bye-bye..........dah ada bini nya cunnnnnnnn
5. objek e : man in white shirt and blue trousers....kayaknya pegawai kantor swasta dehhhhhh....manisan sih boooo tapi gag ahhh to talkative person.....serasa ibu-ibu cunnnnnnn

setelah menunggu sekitar 30 menit, it's time my turn being called
di counter 1, petugasnya sih pere'....manis...mirip finalis miss indonesia
well dressed...nice person.....ramah dan so smell good
kayaknya body shop vanilla yang dia pake..........

tapi,

di conter sebelahnya...
binan cun..............
gag ngondek ngondek amat sih
tapi tetap........
kelingking cyunnnnnn
menari..............
memamerkan kelentikannya
and i saw his face.....
i almost laugh at loud
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkw
dia pake blush on cyunnnnnn
gag kentara-kentara amat sihhhhh
tapi tetap keliatan kalo di liat dengan jelasss

cyunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
indang kantor pajak atau apose...................
salon kali cyunnnnnnnnnnnn
atau kantor pajak yang terima potong,gunting,creambath,menny,peddy,hair ekstension,keriting bulu mata,
dan smooting......................
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkw
dasar cong be show up.......
profesinal dong like ikke...
kerja mah kerja....no dandan at all
gromoing sih perlu but not much
kalo nyalonnnn
baruuuuuu secara tempatnya cyunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
kayaknya tuh congbe mo di trening personality dulu ma jeng nji ma jeng nal
kalo ma jeng irf sih bukannya kepribadiannya terbentukkkkk
tapi ke cobeannya tambah enjadi
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkkwkwk

suck!!!!!!

whatt...............
lama juga yah gag uplod blog....
jeng nun sempat nungguin ...nelponin...sms...mail...
kapan neh critanya kluar................

jeng nun...
sorry yahhhhhh
bukannya aku gag mo upload.....
causing some reason.....

1. laptop ku rusak, gag bisa dipake ngetik jeng...
padahal banyak bgt dikepala ini mau di tuangkan untuk ditulis
kan gag lucu kalo aku tulis aja dikertas dulu trus aku scan kertasnya baru di
uplod di blog.
2. my lil sista' is having dbd dengue....she must bed rest in da hospital....
bhayangkara lagi....so at least aku musti bolak balik ke rumah sakit-kantor-rumah
untungnya di rumah sakit banyak polecong yang cucur-cucur....so sedikit kehibur
walopun kunci dipasang....
3. ada sedikit masalah dikantor...sehingga my pc (or used to be my pc) di tempatku
dikuasain ma orang lain....gimana gag mau jengkel...mo uplod story dianya negok
terus ke pc.so now it's not my pc any more but it became public pc.jengggkeeellll
4. ada annoying people di ruangan. not only one but three....imagine three annoyingg
people...very annoying...and so disturbing...bahkan kalo liat mereka just like
seen a ghost.
5. and some other problems.....but i'll write it down on my blog....

funeral

deep condolance on mey's mother has passed away

she's a strong woman

brave woman

who raised her children,grand children

so shocked on her passed away

no wonder, ho fast she leave...

mey.....bbe though...

i know u weren't here....

please accept ur mother has passed away

pray on her....

so her funeral will be widened...

until the judgement day....

pray on her...

so she will rest in peace in heaven....

i'll pray for too...

Bukan empat mata

Lagi nonton bukan empat mata
kebetulan one of my favorite show

then the guest star is olla ramlan
i really loves her so much
her face
her body
her attitude
pokoknyz she's my lady dah...
hot really hot....

Tapi guest star nya kali ini beda cunnnn
not only olla ramlan
but her husband too
cunnnnnnnnn
cucur bgt.......

Asly cucur bgt
cucur pasar aja kalah
his name is alex
cool....
handsome....
very manly...

i really hate monday....

i really hate monday....
gag tau yah kalo senin itu bawaannya gag mood banget
walopun semalam istrahat dah dicukupin...
walopun kemarin dah seharian gag keluar kamar..
walupon kemarin moodnya dikumpulin..
tetap aja kalo senin bawaannya bete banget...
gag tau napa...situasi kantor juga dah membosankan

tapi senin ini ada yang spesial....
ada laksa cunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
siapa dia hayoo....................
laksa lumajang cunnnn buat kecamatan mamanjang dan sekitarnya....
laksanya tinggal ditambahin ubi dan kuah........

tapi laksa itu diruangannya big bosss
gimana yah caranya to know much better.....

here some reason:

1. alasan ke big boss, suratnya dah selesai pakk tinggal di sign!!
2. pak mouse saya ketinggalan gag diruangannya bapak, rezz
3. pak, printernya bisa dipake gag!!printer di ruanganku agak eror!!
4. pak, maaf kabel laptopku kayaknya ketinggalan deh diruangan bapak.
5. pak..kayaknya tadi ada tikus masuk deh kebawah meja bapak aku cariin yahhh
6. pak sampah diruangan bapak mau dibuang yahhh...sini aku buangin...

atau kalo masih kegatelan langsung aja bilang ma bigg boss

"pak itu tamunya, laksa cuccok lo pak"
" bisa ditemenin gag"
"kali aja bisa jalan malam minggu nanti"
"salam yahhhhhh"

wkwkwkwkwkwkkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkw

i love saturday

sabtu bukannya libur....
tapi ke kantor seharian....
biarlah berhubung i really love cooking, lagian kekantornya bukan diruanganku koq
tapi di dapur.....
yes..in da kitchen...
ada anak-anak lagi assetment...

lumayan......
bisa blanja gratis buat praktek bikin pizza or spaghetty besoknya dirumah

lumayan.....
bisa liat cinta-cintaku karna dia juga datang

lumayan....
abis assestmen bisa jalan ke mall dulu sbelum ke kampus

lumayan....
bisa buat cake kesukaan ku..dan dibawa pulang

lumayan....
kalo cepet selesainya bisa massage dulu di mall

lumayan....
bisa hunting dvd di mall, kali aja ada bokep baru selain miyako eh miyabi
untung-untung dapat bokep gayasutra...

lumayan....
malam minggu bentar bisa nonton sendiri lagi

urus sim

kmarin abis jalan dgn nun ke mp...tiba tiba aq ingat sim aku dah ampir mati bulan 6 ini... so nun temenin aku dong ngurus sim, katanya ada yang instan yah di mall...aq pun coba-coba...

congrats ternyata bisa...simku walopun matinya bulan 6 tapi dah bisa dibuat pengantinya..just show copy id plus sim yang lama (as info my old license dah patah kemana mana, secara doski kan diduduki..amplas yang duduki beyonce mah no problemo..ini yang dudukin mah queen latifah size..)

berhubung kopi id ku gag ada, rezz aja ma nun ke gerai air asia asking for tiket ke kl..rezz padahal buntut-buntutnya mo copi aja di tempatnya. akal bulus mesti berjalan..secara dah jauh-jauh mo ngurus sim, masa cuma fotokopi ktp yang jadi penghalang...

setelah id ku di copy, kita pun ke gerai sim....then ndak kurang dari 15 menit jadilah sim ku yang baru.........
as info...polecongnya cucur booooooooo

ada homo dikantorku...

lagi jalan ke ruang xxx
ada yang grepe-grepe...(like fa said)
heloooo...yaaaa.....
i'm not a lady you know
even i needed to treated like a lady..

hello...
i'm wearing shirt+tie+trousers
i'm not wearing dresses or gown....

hello...
all my buttons is buttoned...
so does my zip is zipped...

hello....
perasaan aku gag ganjen-ganjen amat koq
aq juga gak kegatelan..
sikapku biasa aja koq

hello....
if want me....play safe dong..
i assure u i can't keep secret..

hello...
if u want to making out with me
you must be professional
coz i work professional

i accept rupiahs,dollars,euros, even poundsterling..
if u dun bring much cash
i also accept credit card...

jeng irf....maafkan aku....

......
kmarin kita memang sempat keterlaluan..
gangguin jeng irf..........sampe marah b.g.t.
kirain dia cong be yang :

bermental baja..
berhati besi.....
berjiwa teflon, yang anti lengket...
tegar kayak karang

i'm really sorry jeng irf

i realize ur only a human...
yang walaupun kamu kuat digangguin....
tapi at least one day u'll be mad too

but really i don't meant to..
i don't meant to make u ashamed...
i don't meant to make mad
i also don't meant to make u sad

really......we love you

cong be like you do
deserves the best...
situ kan ratu.....

yes!!!
i realize
yang kemarin tuh memang lil' bit keterlaluan
aq juga emang kelewatan....
tapi kamunya aku pikir fine fine aja
soalnya kamu tuh respect balik to our jokes....

really i don't meant to....
i love you so much...
really love you so much
from my deepest heart...

so please...
would you accept my apologies...
with no heart feeling...
i promise don't make the jokes any more...

i love u miss irf....

berburu kuching

weitst.......
kmarin pas valentine plus imlek....
malas bgt..............
bawaannya gak mood seharian
pms kali yahhhhhh........

pokoknya gak mood aja.....
even ajakan jeng irf karokean and check in di clarion
malas juga ngeladenin.....
sampe-sampe jeng irf jadi dongkol sendiri
nyariin...........telp nji.....telp nal....asking for me.....but mereka kan emang gag jalan ma aku
aq sempat message ke irf kalo aku (boong) pengen berdua dgn ian.....eh gag taunya cong be satu itu tlp ke doski
asking for me.................
haloooooooooooooooooo........if i don't answer ur phone don't reply ur message it means i don't to be with you right now
i just wanted to be alone

dianya telp ke hape.....
dua duanya aku matiin.....
telp kerumah.....aku dah message org rumah kalo ada yg telponin bilang akunya lagi keluar
pengen aja dirumah....dikamarku sendiri

merayakan my lonely v day with my minus one
so does with my tiger nuw year.........
gag tau yah bawaan di tahun macan logam ini....
aq lebih banyak nggak moodnya daripada mood....
aku kan orangnya moody an.....
back to jeng irf....................
he call me many times.....i did't answer.....
he message me any times.....i even don't answer....
b.e.t.e

finally.....................
my day on sunday............
alone.......................
gag ada yang ganggu.........
aman dan tenang.............

sleeping...
watching tv...
watching dvd...
putar musik...
petar radio...
pokoknya me and my world dah....
my lonely world...

pengen jalan bawaanya malas...
malas..malas..dan malass....

suddenly
capek juga dikamar....
ke kost cinta akh....
damn....anak2 pada kerajaan...gag ada orang orang
cuma sempat sms an ma nji
"mo ke tempatnya iw di coffe break
katanya ada bazaar...."
"ok lah, i pick u after work yah"
"jam 9 teng"

pas jam 9 malam
kita pun ke coffe break tempatnya iw
bazarnya koq gag jelas bgt
i mean gag jelas mana laki, mana pere', mana banci.......
nji ini bazaar apaan
cabut yukkkk
gag jelas neh
bete banget, aku kan pengen balikin mood aku.
bukan mau liat congbe-congbe abg yang all out, really all out.
blum lagi emong-emong discreet doyan kenti...yang sok jaim bgt...so manly...
tapi kelongkingnya booooo............kriting......coba kriting natural sih gpp
ini mah kriting papan, keriting sosis juga ada.....

trus kitapun cabut dari coffee break...riding miowaty

"jeng, kmana lagi neh!!!!masih pagi cun"
"oraaaaaaa, ikke kerajaan tomorce!polda aja yukkkk!!"
"polda!!!jam segindang!!!!"
"eimm!!"
"lewat manungal aja cyin yahhh!!skaligus gangguin banci trus liatin kuching2 pada jualan"
"malam valentine gini pada sale gag!!valentine edition masalahnya!leeeee"
"host"

we thrugh a. yani then turn to sudirman.....lapangan karebosi....
cunnnnnnnnnnnnnn banyak bgt banci...
teriakin yuk cyin....
satu..dua..tiga...
"beeeeeeeeennnnnnnnccccccccccccccooooooooonggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!"
dengan suara lantang...se lantang-lantangnya.....
duet maut nji+me...shoutin' banci
si banci pun menjawab
"anasunda***....ka'bulamm**...te****mu....kalo berani siniko!!!!!!(with manly. so manly voices)
kitapun langsung cabut !!!!!
puas ngatain banci kita pun jalan ke sudirman, depan manunggal
tempat kuching-kuching makassar lagi jualan......
ada gag yah yang pasang sign "sale" atau "discount 50% + 20&" like matahari usually did
ternyata gag ada...
tapi ada 2 kuching manisan bo.........
"nji mutar skali lagi yuk for make sure......"
"ok"

kita pun mutar skali lagi...
then suddenly nji dengan nekatnya ngegodain...waving his hand..
then the kuching called us..waving back his hand...
nji said to me :
"cun dianya manngil tuhh!!""
me :
"gakkkkkk!!!!!pamor gwa cun"
"kan malu kalo ada yang dapat gwa disitu,ntar dibilangnya ikke blanja kuching lagi"
nji :
"aq aja yang turun, perez tanyain nomor telpon trus qta go!!!"
me :
"dasar, kamu congbe gatal!!"
"tunggu aku balik lagi, kamu turun yah"
"begitu aku mutar lagi kamu dah harus naikke motor"
"gag pake ba..bi..bu..pokoknya naik"
"titik"

kita pun for the 3td times mutarin tuh kuching, njie turun..
asking for his number...aku langsung cabut lalu mutar skali lagi
kali ini agag jauhan mutarnya, di sekitar sungai saddang masunk gunung merapi
then keluar di terpedo, biar nji have much time to chatz with the kuching

as i turn from the 4th times..ternyata nji msih ngobrol dgn si kuching
aq menunggu ada sekitar 5 menitan then i yelled to nji
"cunnnn, cuzzzzz malida ntar ada yang dolce"
nji pun sudahan, tapi ternyata si kuching tadi mau ikut..
whatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

dasar male prostitute...
ngobrol segitu aja dah mau ikutan...
katanya yang penting cukup dibelikan aja mina-mina untuk mabora
plus some cigarrettes
mereka pun mau ikut

semuarh itu kah harga kuching dimakassar!!!
gag ada duta!!mina-mina dan loppost pun jadi!!1
dasar!!!!!!!!!

but as i dealed with nji...just for asked his number
not much
if the kuching asked for more, and you followed him
i'll leave you back and i'd rather go to my home
jahat kan akunya...
ya iyalah congbe
nama baik juga musti dijaga...
cukuplah miss irf yang nama baiknya tercoreng dimana mana (sori yah miss irf)
secara tempat nya gitu lho

jl. sudirman
depan manunggal
depan rs. pelamonia
tempat penjualan kuching
or kuching market

aq sih sebenarnya doyan dgn kucing
tapi kucing asli
apa lagi kalo kucing persia
jadi ingat dgn pasha..
black persian cat...
blue eyes..
muka gepeng
belong to may
gara2 kucing itu aq dulu sempat bela-belain pengen beli kuching juga
melebihi keinginan tuk beli laptop baru
secara harganya tambah dikit lagi dah dapat laptop boww

back to kuching market,
akhirnya diapun mendapatkan nomor hp kuching itu...
cunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
not only one kuching...
but two kutching................
mereka pun ternyata mau ikut...............

as that simple....
dasar malewhore..
diajak ngomong dikit langsung mo ikut
katanya cuman mo crita doang

nji....tidaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
if u pick them..
i'll really leave u behind
mean it........

si kuching pun kita tinggal dengan muka pengharapan

lucu banget liat kelakuan anak-anakku..................
reminds me waktu kuliah beberapa tahun silam...........

anak-anakku yang sekarang, percaya gak sih cyin........
ada 5 congbe...........ya olloh, tolong................
blum lagi yang discreet...................ada 2 orang..
tinggal di trening sehari doang ma miss irf............
pasti deh mereka semua gak discreet lagi...............
sudah all out........capung boooo kunci badan..........
takut.....kunci kuncinya pada lepas semua..............
like ry said.......capcus cyinnn.......................
skarang dah 2010......meghol dah di ijinkan............
suka ma laki juga dah bisa.............................

any style.............they have........................
mulai congbe harajuku.....yang any clothes he matches..
(btw he or she.........aku juga bingung...............)
gak peduli biarpun kulitnya kayak model dari zimbabwe..
asli hitam pekat........main tabrak aja kalo berpakaian
pake kaos ijo stabilo.............truh clananya model skinny
jeans warna merah menyala............
tinggal disaosin aja....
jadi deh pisang ijo plus sirop merahnya
asli.......brave one.......they wear....no matter people said...
aku salut ma mereka............

sampe congbe dengan gothic style..............................
like rihanna does.....lidah dipiercing.................
sampe aku bilangin sambil becanda" heh, makanya jangan terlalu banyak tempong.....
pejuhnya dah membatu tuhhhhh............atau biasa juga aku bilangin..............
kalo habis isabella kontraktor....kumur dong....tuh air kentinya masih ada........
sampai beku lagi........................wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk
style sih boleh aja gothic.....
tongue is pierced..............
tapi tetap jenggggg............
kalo ngomong, ngondekkkkkkkkkkk
kalo jalan.....................
weitssss......satu garis booooo
america's next top modelnya tyra banks aja kalah ma jalan catwalk mreka.....
btw dah season brapa emangnya....trakhir nonton yang season 13.......

ada juga yang congbe typical penyanyi dangdut...........
fave banget dengan rita sugiarto........................
asli rumpi banget.......................................
goyang dikit....nyanyi pacar dunia akhiratnya-rita sugiarto....
jalan dikit...nyanyi makan darahnya - rita sugiarto......
pokoknya rita sugiarto banget.......
jeng irf aja kalah kalo nyanyikan lagunya kuingin-rita sugiarto

pokoknya any style of congbe...................
mereka tuh bawaanya saling goda....
saling ganngu.....
saling ejek.......saling panggil congbe.....
pake bahasa congbe....bergosip......
gosipin laksa.................................
even i pretend do not understand them...
com' on honey..........................
i already knew that language since i was high school......
i used to have friend with cong be salon.............
but really funny dengar kalian crita pacar kalian masing-masing....

back to the 5 years ago.......
irf,mey,mon, chan..........
in,muh,..............
no,dy,sa.............
and some other discreet-discreet cong be.................
gwa sih waktu itu masih discreet juga, jangan salahh.....
menjaga nama baik booooooo...............................
kita kan terhormat.......................................
all akp** angel's.........
really all out............
ingat waktu jam istrahat siang.....
saling mencari untuk berkumpul.....
ngondek-ngondekan..................
jalan like a model ditenagh lapangan tengah
biarpun panas matahari tetap menyengat.....
they still walk............................
really as a model..........................

then suddenly..............................
mr. xx appeared............................
yelled to them.............................
"we, bencong...............................
awas ada pengrebekan......................
kawe - kawe.............................."
and some other yelled to make them embarashed....
but what happened..........................
emang yah jaman dulu itu, mereka brave heart banget..
diteriakin begitu bukan nya malu..........
tapi.....they posed.....they posed one by one.....
in the middle of the field......
under the sun strikes...........
gag peduli krayolan mreka luntur....
gag peduli kelly mereka luntur......
asli gwa salut....abis itu kitapun cekakak cekikik..
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkw
masih mauko ganggu banci.....................

then one day................................
ingat bgt dengan kejadian di kampus.........
lagi ada acara making the biggest barongko..
trus before the launch ada acara seremonial gitu
some kind of operet.....tapi bukan sikanci yahhhh
operet biasa aja......
tapi lucu bgt coz irf........
kedapatan peran jadi ibu2 penjual kueh
yang bawa nampan......................
kata si irf sih, supaya lebih menjiwai
dia akan pake kebaya at that day......
kayaknya si irf bukannya ingin menjiwai
tapi mau aja pakai pere' doski kan hobi....
dia pake kebaya hitam....irf says it's belong to his grandmom
pake kebaya brokat itam
spatu lima centi....spatu pere'......
bawa nampan, full of kueh-kueh.......
wearing wig..........................
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mana ada penjual kueh stylenya kayak gitu..
pake kebaya hitam...kain brokat.........
buat kepesta mah iya......................
jualan kagak banget dehhhhh
sepatu motif emas.........lima senti......
kain batik panjang........................
rabut sepunggung diurai...................
plus hiasan bunga.........................
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lucu banget luatnya......................
ada-ada saja memang ulah banci satu itu...
one day, pernah juga ada acara ditempat kerjanya....
doski emang sih hobi bgt pake pakaian pere'.......
waktu itu acara gathering ditempat kerjanya.....
trus dia dapat acara buat hiburannya.............
like banci usually did...pastilah lipsing......
putar lagu...trus he follow the lips like the singer said....
begitu juga dengan gaya pakaian....pastilah dibuat semirip mungkin...
congbe satu itu rencananya mau lipsing yang arabic-arabic style gitu....
dress like shakira....shows his belly..........
tapi kenyataan berkata lain....................
pengennya sih dia mo jadi lady in arabic dress.....
gag taunya malahan jadi ibu-ibu haji yang baru pulang dari tanah suci
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Valentine

love me in the spring time, when all is green and new
love me in the summer, when the sky is so blue
love me in the autumn, when the leaves are turning brown
love me in the winter, when the snow is falling down

love me when i'm happy, and even when i'm sad
love me when i'm glad, or when i'm so bad
love me when i'm pretty, or if i turn ugly
love me when i'm feeling good, or when i'm feeling pain

love me always, in the rain or shining sun
love me always, after all is said and done
love me always, until all our life is through
love me always, for i'll be loving you.........................

happy valentines day........................................

it's all about love......
love everywhere..........
love anywhere............
love somewhere...........

even ugly betty deserves her true love with matt.....
so does with matt to betty.....
biarpun amanda ada di sekitar mereka.......
chemistry mereka tuh gak dapat dipisahkan....
walaupun matt pretend that he is dating amanda and took her to bahama's
and so does betty pretend that among of them gak ada apa2
tapi......
hati yang berkata lain.....i't all about love
amanda yang bitchy skalipun tidak dapat menaklukkan hati matt yang mencintai betty......


crazy little thing called love....
four simple words.................
but in means so deep whose fallin' to.....

sedangkan aku..............................
pathethic in love..........................
i don't believe in true love...............
some of them don't offer me love...........
they just offer some sex...................
which is i indeed to.......................

love......................
i'm a that bad to that such a thing........
maybe i don't have true love...............
i even don't beleive in true love..........
but i still have friends to love me........
friends who i loved so much................

happy v day nji...nal...nun....may...ndyt...art...irf...her...
happy v day all cong be..cong be..

i love you all...........................................
i love you all...........................................

sebab aku mencintaimu

sebab aku mencintaimu
ajarkan aku kegigihan laut
yang tak pernah putus bertasbih untukmu

sebab aku mencintaimu
anugrahi aku keikhlasan burung
yang tak pernah bimbang memanggil namamu

sebab aku mencintaimu
wariskan aku ketabahan rumput
yang tak pernah selesai bersujud padamu

bila hatiku marah

bila hatiku marah....
kuterdiam sendiri....
berfikir.............
merenung.............

bila hatiku marah....
kau begitu kubenci...
tak dapat dihalangi..
benci..benci..dan benci..

bila hatiku marah...
ku melamun..........
merenungkan hal yang indah..
menulis..dan mencipta...

bila hatiku marah...
tak dapat terelakkan..
indah begitu buruk...
baik begitu jahat...

bila hatiku marah...
tak ada batasan....
senyum menjadi kesedihan..
tawa begitu menyakitkan...

bila hatiku marah....
lagu menjadi tangisan..
gundah gulana melanda
galau gelisah mendera...

bila hatiku marah....
hatiku bila marah....
marah hatiku bila....

......driving yes...driving no......but prefer driving no

+ den...pliz ajarin nyetir dong....kan gak enak kalo gini critanya....(on a phone with den...)
- napa mang nye....
+ kmarin abis jalan bareng bu pejabat....
she's drive her own car....alone without her "ajudan"
biasa, for business reason.....
kita (irf + me) kan juga jeng-jeng pejabat.....
- so......
+ ya iyalah, cong be.....
dia kan lagi nyetir sendiri...trus after she picks us.....
she asked us, or one of us.....can you do the drive.....
defenitely i'm saying, for god sake "no".....
i can't even imnagine how to drive a car
driving miowaty yes, sedikit ninja pink r250 punya irf juga bisa
tapi aq rezz aja ma irf supaya dia yang goncengin, tapi buntut buntutnya pasti
aku yang goncengin pake miowawaty...but car, no way.....
- knapa gag dari dulu congbe....kan dari dulu gwa bilangin sono gih blajar nyetir.....
+ iya itu mah dulu b'fore i made friend with important person
lagian mreka kan biasanya disupirin ma ajudan mreka.....
- nantilah diliat cong be....ntar aku gag kerja yahhhh, aku ajarin......
+ thanks, den....you really my best friend...


seandainya dulu aku blajar nyetir pasti kan gag semalu ini jadinya....
malu banget kemarin disuruh nyupir tapi gag tau sama skali, nyupir gokart mah iya....
so does with boom boom car di trans studio, ikke mah jago
tapi real car.........takutttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
iri banget dengan nun si gadis ungu (ingat yahh!! bukan gadis dungu !!gak pake "d", ntar gwa digampar lagi ma dya)
di cikupret yang dah bisa nyupir mobil......

on a chat with nun...
+ lagi ngapain dear.....
- still in office...
+ bla...bla...bla...
- bla...bla...bla....
+ having lunch dear???nih aku mau ke bu fat havin lunch??? kamu!!!!
- nih lagi mo makan diluar!!!!!paling makan di mall,aku bawa mobilll!!!!!!!
+ !!!!!!!!iri banget..........................
mau juga bisa nyetir

other phone talk with ano....
+ cun lagi ngapain....
- lagi jalan.........mo ke mall bli cd baru
+ mangnye naik apaan, gwa jemput yah pake miowaty...............
- gwa aja kaliiii yang jempete.......secara gwa nyupir tarunawaty..........
+ ya sutra deh....jempete dikantor yahhhhhhh.......

huf......................fffffff
andai dari dulu aku bisa bawa mobil yah......
hujan sudah gak kebasahan........
panas sudah gak kepanasan........
dengerin musik gak di sempritin lagi sama cinca' karena pake headset.......
s.e.a.n.d.a.i.n.y.a......


plak.......................
wake up you day dreamer...............
gaji lo sebrapa................
potongan di bri brapa......................
tante adirawaty brapa..............
jeng kreditplus brapoa............
mbak fif brapa....................
so does with mandiri.....................
plakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
wake up you day dreamer.....

biar deh gag bawa mobil.......
biar deh gak punya mobil......
biar deh bareng miowaty......
daripada dipaksain mo bermewah2..................
mungkin nanti kali yah kalo aku jadi pengusaha.......(pengusaha gadun)

i love my own live now......
with all beloved friend......with my beloved work.......
i don't need more....such as material thing.....
as long as i'm with my friend.....hearing their story....being heard my story.....
eat what i'm eating......they eat what i'm eat.....
laugh.....joke.......smile.......with no heart feeling.....
..........i'm the richest person in da world.....

ngerjain irf.........

puas bgt ngerjain irf...
congbe satu itu suatu waktu harus kena batunya......
and this time it's really works.......
asli, gwa mau mati ketawa kali ini...
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkw
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk

critanya gini, semalam abis jalan ampe pagi
with nji, ry,me of course, and irf......
we got separate way.....
irf+nji ke botol clubbing.........
me+ ry karokean di balezza........
minutes after minutes
hours after hours....
two of us having dance+long island+rainbow+beer
two of us just having sing a lot of song+mineral water to drink
two different places...............
setelah pukul 3 dinihari, all of us just finished from each activities
nji+ irf...take an early breakfast....nasi kuning yang dekat stella maris
me+ry just finished from balezza, and had to pick them with taxi...
irf+nji nungguin di tempat nasi kuning karna hujan sangat deras (untung gak badai)
kita jemputin mereka.......ternyata di tempat nasi kuning itu ada binan lain..dandan lagi...
suddenly me+ry punya pikiran jahat...
misi kita kali ini menggugurkan banci itu......

di atas taxi we shout....
irf .....
nji......
capcus......cyinnnnn........
ada penggrebekan............
anak 2 tu pada malu bgt ditriakin kayak gitu.....
tapi tetap aja lanjut......
cyinnnn.....capcussss........
ngallang pere' yukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
nji+irf, turn red on their face because so embarassed....

suddenly that binan really embarassed toooo....biar!!!biar!!!!biar!!!!!!!mission accomplished
puas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gak puas di penjual nasi kuning, the three of us nji,me,ry godain irf lagi........
lokasinya kali ini di dalam taxi tujuan makan sop sodara jalan irian....
sepanjang jalan kita godain irf lagi.....

+ irf, kedinginan yah..........
- eim...........
+ pak supir, temen kita kedinginan tuh....temanin dunks.......doski dah lama menjanda pak
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk
- anjirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, kurang ajar lho yahhhhhh
+ tapi lo mau kan.......pak supir gimana?cantik kan teman kita yang satu ini....
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkw
* cantik tawwa irfan, leeeee!!!!!!!kayak setannn!!!!
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk
+ wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkw
- telannu semua, ojo menggugurkan bencong!!!!!!!!
+ biar!biar!biar!!!pokoknya arisanmu yang naik sekarang cong be!leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
* hosssssstttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!
result = pak supir cuma cengar cengir sambil dalam hati berkata dasar congbe congbe gatallllllllllllllllll, ikke kan juga pere' leeee!!!!

setibanya di warung sup sodara jl irian.....only me and ry yang makan
mreka berdua dah makan masalahnya.........
ada pengamen....niat jail kita pada muncul kembali
berhubung temanya kali ini arisan jeng irf yang naik, makanya dia aja yang dijadikan objek penderita.....
+ deng, request lagu bisa gak...........temen kita lagi ulang tahun nehhhh(sambil nunjuk irf)........
- anjirrrrrrr, gwa kan blum ulang taunnnnn...................
+ biar....
suddenly the "pengamen" mulai menyanyikan lagunya jamrud - slamat ulang tahun.........semua karyawan sop sodara ternyata ikut nyanyi....
pokoknya.....riuh bgt saat itu ......semua bernyanyi.........song by song......lyrics by lyrics.....
untungnya saat itu cuman kita berempat yang makan ditambah para karyawan........
result = irf really embarassed, mukanya merah bgt, gak nyangka dia semalu itu......mission still accomplished..........
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wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk
gak terasa, sudah menunjukkan pukul 05.00 pagi, saatnya balik semuanya....istriraht trus ngumpul lagi malamnya bahas kejadian kmarin....
maaf yah irf.......bukannya aku jahat..........
tapi sampeyan kan ratunya, so we must treat you like a queen....(rezz) biarpun kayak drag queen.........
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk

finally........i really a woman(rezz)

..........
5.30....my phone alamrm ringing........tit...tit...tit...tit...tit..titit....titit....
jam biologis tubuh saya sebenarnya 30 minutes earlier dah bangun...tapi berhubung masih dalam "pewe""
so 5 menit masih bisa lah guling-gulungan dikit, muter-muter dikit,iler-iler dikit ditempat tidur.....
then suddengly.....05.31......brettttttttttttttttttttt
auch....my stomach really hurt...
mungkin selama seminggu ujan, trus jalan naik motor n masuk angin kali yah...(kalo kemasukan itu sih enak)
brett........brettttt....bretttt.....(ups....sorry,biarpun model harus tetep buang angin kan.....!!!!!)
pretttttttt.....udah gak tahan lagi...
langsung bangun, then zappp dalam hitungan seper sekian detik (ada kali pake light speet, kalo diukur ukur)
langsung aja duduk ke my beloved "toilet bowl"....breetttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.....
kagak pake aba2 langsung aja nongkrong....
1 menit, passed.......
5 menit, passed.......
15 menit, passed......
sambil baca koran
20 menit passed......( kita kan model, so take a poo nya juga mesti lama dong...)
then on the 23rd minutes,i just shock..........................
omg, so many blood on my feces.......................
aku aja langsung kepikiran......my first menstruation........inikah yang dinamakan haid.......wkwkwkwkwkw
finally i feel like a real woman, meskipun dari dulu emang merasa-rasa....
whattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
aku haid..................................
what, aq pere'.........................................
what,...................1st menstruation day...................
setelah sekian lama................................
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkw
kepikiran mo operasi kagak yah.......
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkw.......
5 menit.....
10 menit masih belum percaya.....
15 menit.....masih shocked

cong be...............
smalam lo makan apaan sih (dalam hati ku berkata)
i just remember.....last nite i ate mie kering (so yummy)
with so many chily pickels inside, cong be...............
pantasan aja lo pup nya pake bedarah darah................
usus gwa kan gag tahan makan pedas.....
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkw
ampun dehhhhh
kirain aku dapat haid pertama...........

ibu-ibu blanja bulanan

at carrfur MP, blanja bulanan with irf....
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+ jeng blanja apa lagi nih, capung nih...abis mutar-mutar (bonggo' mode on!!!!)
- tunggu jeng, tinggal nyari doble cream, coklat compound, almond instant, all pupuse flour,
mix peeled, icing sugar, agar powder (while opening rolled paper, ibu2 mode on)...etc...etc...etc...
+ whatttttt!!!!!!itu mah banyak bencoooongggggg!!!!!mang mo buat apaan sihhhhh (still bonggo' mode on)....
- aduh jeng, biasa.......mo buat cake buat foto taking..........buat promo........
ambil aja juga jeng yang ko mau.....haus...???sono gih ambil minuman......
lapar........?ambil juga snack dong!!!!(nyo'ro' mode on!!!!)
+ dasar banci pa' nyo' ro' terpaksa deh akunya ngambil aja snack buat pennganjal perut
plus minumnya apaan yah........frestea my body dehhhh..(aq kan model)
- Aduh jeng satu ini, minumnya kayak artis aja.....
fresh tea my body, kayak aura kasih aja........(ngejek mode on)
+ ya iyalah....kita kan model, aura kasih gitu lho.......emangnya situ aura negatif dimana-mana!!!!!!!
- Anjritttttt lo yahh......................
+ wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk

memang sih kita berdua model, tapi behaviournya so un-model.....
minumnya boleh aja..."no sugar please"
tapi tabu-tabunya carbs everywhere,everytime,anywhere, anytime
banci yang satu itu emang ruining my diet since we came from jogja
me already don't eat carbo's since long....
bawaannya jadi addict ma carbo......

jalan dikit naik miowaty or ninjawaty,,,,,,,,
ada jualan seafood..........singgah!!!!!mas pesen cumi bakar, ikan rica, udang yah......
ada jualan nasi.............singgah!!!!!mbak'e pesen nasi+rawon+satenya sa' porsi yo!!!!
ada jualan kenti............singgah!!!!!rebutan makkkk sapa duluan (yang goncengan kan tante girang, pada mau lah)

after blanja di kerfur.....kerumah temennya irf....katanya buat demo cake cheese+american coklat
so far...far...away, tapi lumayan lahhhhhh bisa istrahat sbentar.....supaya ada tenaga + mood buat kerja besoknya...

1. Buat coklat Ganache.....(isian coklat + Cream)
bahannya itu adalah 1 ltr fresh cream yang dimasak hingga mendidih, awas pinggirannya gosong kalo perlu pake api kecil aja deh....
trus coklat coating+compound dark 1,3 kilo, dipotong kecil-kecil lalu dituang dengan cream mendidih tadi. kocok pake baloon whisk (kalo gag ada pake aja spatula)
trus kocok terus sampe coklatnya larut dan agak kental, diamkan hingga dingin....

2. buat coklat and white sepong eh sponge maksudnya
bahannya :
5 pcs telur
125 gr gula
125 gr tepung (kalo bikin coklat 100 gr tepung + 25 gr gula)
50 gr margarin, dilelehkan
cara buatnya :
1. kocok telur mu...eh telur dengan gula sampe kaku.....awas jangan tumpah yahhhhhh
2. setelah kaku, masukkan tepung dan mentega cair sedikit sedikit.....aduknya jangan kelamaan...awas bantet nantinya
3. oles loyang dgn margarin, lalu tuang deh adonannya..........bakar sampe matang....

sebenarnya masih banyak yang mo di praktekkan, tapi berhubung kita dibayar mahal.....
khusus untuk amatir 2 resep dulu yahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
so finally we made chocolate american dengan cheese cake.....
fuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
akhirnya jadi juga............

Posting through i pod

.......banyak banget kejadian minggu ini yang mau kuposting
Tapi pas mo nyalain laptop or pc eh bawaannya kalo sedang dikamar
Pastinya langsung nonton ngc or animal planet
So does with axn......makanya ide yang telah terkumpul pada buyar semuanya.....
Makanya this time i want to try how to posting blog through i pod or any cellular or portable device
Biar pas dapat crita langsung bisa di post to my beloved nu blog

i'm not your slut................

............ring.....ring....ring.....
yup halo.......anz speaking.....
halo tooo....pa kabar....
mau tri sum gak........
whatt.....anjritttttttttt
ga' ada angin, ga' ada ujan ngajakin trisum.................
i'm not bitch................
you pervert..........
fuck off your dirty minds........
go phoning other man........

the art of missing

have u ever your love being tested????????
have u ever your trust being proved???????
have u ever your care being questionable???????
have u ever missing so badly to whom you love???
have u ever being so sad deeply to the person who leave you????
have u ever being so desperate,miserable,venerable?
i doooooooooooooooooooooooo..................
fuckkkkk youuuuuuuu.....fuck off..........
go away...from my live............
don't u ever come to me againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

lil' accident..............

riding miowaty...............
lil' bit fast.....
then sharp turn to left...
cittt.............................brakes.....then......almost kissing my beloving land + hot mix + sand.....
so hurt........