banci gangguin brondong ku

ada banci gangguin brondongku...
sebel banget....................
di depan mata kepala ku lagi....

belum tau yah rasanya kalo gwa jambak....
bisa-bisa kulit kepalamu ikutah lepas banci...

belum tau yah rasanya kalo gwa cakar....
bisa-bisa kulitmu bedarah-darah banci....

belum tau yah rasanya kalo gwa tampar....
bisa-bisa lehermu keselo banci.....

belum tau yah rasanga kalo gwa kasih nilai "e"
bisa-bisa kamu gag lulus mata kuliahku...

how dare, you did that.....

don you dare doin' that thing again

a already mark mine dear

just like cat marks their territory, by take a pee on the tree

but i don't pee on him to marked that his mine

as u i know,cong be,

was.....
i always talk to him
i always chat to him
i goes to the movie with him
i goes to kfc with him

so don't mess with me

just take another brondong,cong be

or i'll scracth ur ugly scars skin
i'll pull your dry long hair
i'll tear your clothes
probably, i'll hit you

as u know dear.....

i have long nail....

and always being sharpened....

every day...........

guess where's mine

tebak - tebak berhadiah

which is mine..........

hadiahnya kalo bener laksa cucur .....mau gag

talking binan

whatt.....
i beg your pardon............!!!!!
what kind of talking is that......
halloo............................

i'm not speaking congbe language at office dear....so don't speak congbe language to me
apalagi di depan anak-anak........
sorry......
capek cyunnnn.........kunci badan.....then you suddenly
unlock all my key.......

excuse me.......you don't know me dear...
you don't know my personal life.....
you don't even know where i'm going after work
you also don't know all my friend whether is congbe,girls,boys,men,women,lesbong,etc

dear, i'm discreet at office....
dear, i'm also don't have much social life with office friends and also students

so don't you speak that language anymore at office
or i'll not talking to you

just used indonesian dear
english juga ok.....
so does japanese, korrean,.....

but not with that language.....

i don't speak that language
except :
1. i'm with my congbe congbe my beloved soulmate......
2. i'm having facial,creambath,menny,peddy, with congbe salon...(salon rita for face do + salon ocha for hair do)
3. i'm hang out with congbe-congbe temen kuliah kuw
4. i'm having conversation with jeng nun...jeng irf...

lonely....i'm so lonely

aduhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
sepi bgt....................
all my congbe - congbe fren.
pada ke jakarta.............
they havin' their annual leave
meet with their congbe jakarta fren
who used to live in mks, tapi demi karir he moves to jkt
our beloved sista endyta......

jeng nal....jeng nji....just enjoy your holiday then....
i'm not coming with you........causing the condition in my office very suck
just enjoy ur ngallang jakarta.....
main gih sono...
ke sinarbulan....
ke syurga.....(like fa said)
ke jj's.....(my lovely congbe fren herce said)

jalan ke lapangan banteng.....jualan cyunnnnn skalian nyari ongkos pulang..kali-kali aja lakunya mahal....kan bisa belikan oleh2 ikke disindang...

jalan ke taman lawang.....ingat asal jangan dandan yah cyunnnnnnn

ke lapangan monas......

ke ohlala...(kali aja ketemu fa, nitip salam yah)

ke mana lagi yahhhhhh......

pokoknya enjoy your holiday dahhhhhh

ok....
miss u so muach......
love you all

i'm not so art person

no way..............
ngajar seni kuliner, asli bukan gwa bgt
i'm not a man who interest with art....
apalagi fruit carving or etc...
makanya setiap ada pertandingan aku slalu pasangan dgn miss irf
i'm really good in cooking....yes..i'm master in cooking but i can't garnishing
so does with miss irf really capable for finishing food to well presented but not good in cooking
kita tuh saling menutupi, jadi kalo ada pertandingan-pertandingan kita tuh juranya
walopun atas nama ibu ibu pkk alias perempuan kurang kerjaan..

aku tuh kalo ngajarnya seneng yang hitung hitungan...
jadi real aja
gak mesti banyak mengarang dan mengkhayal....
kayak kmarin, my boss having annual leave to thai..
all of his clas is given to me
"menu engineering".......
yess i really like menu engineering
suka itung-itungan
apalagi kalo ngajar ke anak2
tinggal buatin soal...100 item of food..masukin dalam form
trus tambahan....semua soalnya dalam dollar
so mreka musti kunversi dulu ke rupiah kan....
asli enak bgt...
dikasih ngajar sehari pun aku siap
asal menu engineering...bukannya pelajaran yang banyak menghayal

tau knapa..aku tuh bukan orang yang penghayal
aku juga gak tau bgt tentang seni..
waktu kuliah aja dulu my culinary art dapat c
masa disuruh ngajar culinary art.

art of sex mah iya apalagi kalo kamasutra,kamasutri,gayasutra,gayasutri (emang ada yah cyunnn)
gwa juga jagonya :
1. both teory dan practical
2. both written and orally specially in orally i'm the best yess
apalagi di tempat aku ngajar 50 persen teori 50 persen praktek
kalo akyu sih maunya 100 persen aja prakteknya

eeennnnaaaakkkkk cyunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!

i really love the art of making love, apalagi kalo dah masuk session orally
dikit lagi dah siap-siap nungkring........
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk

mak nyusssss

ada cong be di kantor pajak

maret, saat nya ngumpulin spt tahunan
kata iklan sih orang bijak taat pajak
itung itung kita sbagai warga indonesia yang baik harus bayar pajak
secara semua fasilitas, sarana maupun prasana yang diberikan oleh pemerintah kita
kan di dapatkan dari pajak dan buntut buntutnya kembali ke kita juga
walaupun most of our taxes is being corrupted (tul gag sihh)
back to the taxes thing...
tadi tuhhhh mo nyetor spt tahunan di kantor pajak deket taman macan...
makkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, antri bgt......so many people...
syukurlah orang orang dah sadar tuk ber-pajak ria....
gpp lah antri lama....kbetulan juga ada "objek" good to see not one but 5......
jadi gag oring-boring amat
1. objek a : suit so stylish, tight trousers....tight shirts.....black sunglasses...manly abis jendolannya kentara cunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...mudah2an jendolannya asli bukan cuma sumpelan yang biasa jeng irf pake buat perform lipsing....nyumpelin tetti kadinya pake tissuuuuuu
2. objek b : polecong suits....kayaknya polecong di poltabes deh....lumajang masih muda juga...brewokan (suka bgt cyunnnnnn)also wearing sunglasses....polecong hair cut.....bekas-bekas shave.......hmmmmmm so yummy
3. objek c : polecong suits (kayaknya temen nya objek a, atau kali kali aja bf objek a,wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkw kali aja cyunnnnn, hari gini dah banyak lho polecong yang sakittttt) kayak2 manado...putih bersih......lil' muscular..........so yummy also.........
4. objek d : kokoh - kokoh in fred perry t shirt.....facenya lumayan sihhhh campuran won bin ma bon bin......kayaknya pengusaha dehhhhh.....also muscle guy........enak aja liat muka nya...ternyata dia bareng dengan aci - aci nya....yu dada bye-bye..........dah ada bini nya cunnnnnnnn
5. objek e : man in white shirt and blue trousers....kayaknya pegawai kantor swasta dehhhhhh....manisan sih boooo tapi gag ahhh to talkative person.....serasa ibu-ibu cunnnnnnn

setelah menunggu sekitar 30 menit, it's time my turn being called
di counter 1, petugasnya sih pere'....manis...mirip finalis miss indonesia
well dressed...nice person.....ramah dan so smell good
kayaknya body shop vanilla yang dia pake..........

tapi,

di conter sebelahnya...
binan cun..............
gag ngondek ngondek amat sih
tapi tetap........
kelingking cyunnnnnn
menari..............
memamerkan kelentikannya
and i saw his face.....
i almost laugh at loud
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkw
dia pake blush on cyunnnnnn
gag kentara-kentara amat sihhhhh
tapi tetap keliatan kalo di liat dengan jelasss

cyunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
indang kantor pajak atau apose...................
salon kali cyunnnnnnnnnnnn
atau kantor pajak yang terima potong,gunting,creambath,menny,peddy,hair ekstension,keriting bulu mata,
dan smooting......................
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkw
dasar cong be show up.......
profesinal dong like ikke...
kerja mah kerja....no dandan at all
gromoing sih perlu but not much
kalo nyalonnnn
baruuuuuu secara tempatnya cyunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
kayaknya tuh congbe mo di trening personality dulu ma jeng nji ma jeng nal
kalo ma jeng irf sih bukannya kepribadiannya terbentukkkkk
tapi ke cobeannya tambah enjadi
wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkkwkwk

suck!!!!!!

whatt...............
lama juga yah gag uplod blog....
jeng nun sempat nungguin ...nelponin...sms...mail...
kapan neh critanya kluar................

jeng nun...
sorry yahhhhhh
bukannya aku gag mo upload.....
causing some reason.....

1. laptop ku rusak, gag bisa dipake ngetik jeng...
padahal banyak bgt dikepala ini mau di tuangkan untuk ditulis
kan gag lucu kalo aku tulis aja dikertas dulu trus aku scan kertasnya baru di
uplod di blog.
2. my lil sista' is having dbd dengue....she must bed rest in da hospital....
bhayangkara lagi....so at least aku musti bolak balik ke rumah sakit-kantor-rumah
untungnya di rumah sakit banyak polecong yang cucur-cucur....so sedikit kehibur
walopun kunci dipasang....
3. ada sedikit masalah dikantor...sehingga my pc (or used to be my pc) di tempatku
dikuasain ma orang lain....gimana gag mau jengkel...mo uplod story dianya negok
terus ke pc.so now it's not my pc any more but it became public pc.jengggkeeellll
4. ada annoying people di ruangan. not only one but three....imagine three annoyingg
people...very annoying...and so disturbing...bahkan kalo liat mereka just like
seen a ghost.
5. and some other problems.....but i'll write it down on my blog....